KidTalk's Joke Archives

Q. Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?

A. Because they're all in High School!

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Q. What does a shark eat with peanut butter?

A. Jellyfish!

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Q. Where do sheep go to get haircuts?

A. To the Baa Baa shop!

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Q. How do you communicate with a fish?

A. Drop him a line!

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?

A. In snow banks.

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Q. Why was the broom late?

A. It over swept!

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Q.When does a cart come before a horse?

A.In the dictionary!

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Q:  What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?

A:  The SPACEbar!

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Q:  Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A:  To get to the other SLIDE!

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Q: Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A: Because he wasn't very hungry.

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Q: What is a computer's favorite dance?
A: Disk-o!

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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: To win the no-bell prize!

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Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!

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Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!

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Q: How do you make a hotdog stand?
A: Steal its chair!

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Q: Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
A: They wear snow caps.

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Q: What do Santa's elves do after school?
A: Their gnomework!

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Q: Why did the balloon burst?
A: Because it saw a lolly pop!

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Q: What's a boxer's favourite drink?
A: Punch!

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Q: What's the difference between weather and climate?
A: You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.

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Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: Buccaneer