Updated: Monday, 09 Nov 2009, 9:04 AM EST
Published : Tuesday, 11 Nov 2008, 11:48 PM EST
Q. Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A. Because they're all in High School!
Q. What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Q. Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
A. To the Baa Baa shop!
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop him a line!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
Q. Why was the broom late?
A. It over swept!
Q.When does a cart come before a horse?
A.In the dictionary!
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
A: The SPACEbar!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other SLIDE!
Q: Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A: Because he wasn't very hungry.
Q: What is a computer's favorite dance?
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: To win the no-bell prize!
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Q: How do you make a hotdog stand?
A: Steal its chair!
Q: Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
A: They wear snow caps.
Q: What do Santa's elves do after school?
A: Their gnomework!
Q: Why did the balloon burst?
A: Because it saw a lolly pop!
Q: What's a boxer's favourite drink?
Q: What's the difference between weather and climate?
A: You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?